Good Morning!

This one is going on the permanent record. Maybe I'll laugh about it later. Wanna know how weird my mom is? Well keep reading. This morning my mom woke me up by first kissing me then saying "Good morning my little egg and sperm!". Who does that!? She thought she was hilarious. I told her she was weird and that I wasn't getting up because of that. I also called her an egg and sperm in return... Anyways, it's here. So you can laugh your heads off, have fun. I need to go get dressed.